Today on Wall Street, the New York Stock Exchange had the opening bell rang by Darth Vader with Storm Troopers standing by his side. These were representatives from Lucas Films and were granted the honor of opening the NYSE for the day.

Normally it is politicians getting auto-tuned by Barely Political, but this time around they took a different direction. They start off with Kanye West at the MTV Music Awards and continue on from there. The "Charlie Bit My Finger" kid was tuned up as well. Of course the Balloon Boy family entered the clip and this time around probably made less of a fool out of themselves.

The winner in this clip has to be the kid that got bit by Charlie. I also think that Kanye sounded good auto-tuned, but then again isn't that most of his songs anyway. Now I will just wait around until the next Auto-Tune the News comes out. I am sure there will be plenty to make fun of with the recent healthcare debates.

A motorized glider was flying above a crowd at the Tomato Days Festival in Hooper, Utah went something went wrong. The motor-driven parachute came crashing down into the crowd injuring 6 people total including 3 children. Two of the girls were flown to a nearby hospital while the other 4 were taken by ambulance.

Rod Wood (interesting name), a reporter for ABC News Channel 9 in Syracuse, was about to start a report when a bee decided to sting him in the neck. He calmly then stops talking about the story and moves on to this:

"A fucking bee on me. A fucking bee just bit me! A fucking bee stung me!"