William Shatner returned to the Tonight Show last night to perform even more Twitter poetry. This time the focus was not Sarah Palin, but her "beloved" daughters-baby's-daddy. Like always Shatner performed exceptionally and had some damn good material to work with. Some of the highlights were:

• Anybody know where I can get some good weed?
• Is it true that fat kids never get kidnapped?
• You know you're a celebrity when strangers want to see your penis

We can only hope that Johnston decides to keep tweeting and Shatner accepts yet another invite to perform on the Tonight Show.