Jon Stewart Gives His View on the Gulf Oil Spill and the Failure of BP and the Government

In a segment titled "There Will Be Blame", Jon Stewart blasted into the epic failure on all sides when it comes to resolving the oil geyser that is currently destroying the Gulf of Mexico. He began by covering all the different solutions BP has come up with to resolve the oil disaster. The following were covered:

  • Top Hat
  • Hot Tap
  • Junk Shot

Stewart deduced that BP wasn't actually coming up with any solutions but simply playing an anagram game. These sound more like awkward sexual acts as opposed to actual remedies to the problem. The Daily Show host also gave his thoughts on the "Junk Shot", which involves using golf balls and tire pieces to clog the spill.

While BP is dicking around with ridiculous solutions, the government is busy trying to find out who to blame for this clusterfuck. From BP, to Transocean and even Halliburton, nobody is actually going to take the blame for this spill. Long story short, oil is flooding the ocean killing all wildlife it crosses while BP is coming up with new sexual positions and the government is playing an exciting game of fingerpointing. Outstanding.