Glenn Beck reported today that 45% of doctors would quit their practice if healthcare reform was passed. Knowing that Fox News is always "fair and balanced", I was curious where this rodeo clown came up with the figure. Funny enough, it was a poll taken by Investor's Business Daily. This is the same group that also claimed that Stephen Hawking would be dead today if he came had the United Kingdom's healhcare system. Of course, Stephen Hawking is actually from the U.K. So, this poll of how many doctors would quit is about as reputable as O.J. Simpson in court.

That won't stop Glenn Beck from using Investor's Business Daily as a source though. I don't think anything will stop his stupid ass from using the Kermit the Frog voice either. So, in summary, if healthcare reform is passed almost half of the doctors in the United States will be asking us if we "would like fries with that". Shit, anything is better than working in the healthcare industry if this bill is passed, right Glenn?