Glenn Beck came out firing on his show today apparently to prove to the world he is simply a Dad and not a rodeo clown. He also explained that he is not a journalist but he is pissed off right now.

"I tell you all the time I am not a journalist - I'm not. I've joked that I'm a rodeo clown, but you know what, I take that back. I am no longer a rodeo clown I am a dad, and quite frankly I am a little pissed off right now."

That is definitely not the best quote from this clip though. The winner of that award goes to this little gem of a quote:

"We will continue to fight this. You and me together. You, me and quite frankly, Fox News - The Alamo for Truth."

Yes, Glenn Beck called Fox News the Alamo for Truth. That must be some of the funniest shit I have heard in weeks. I am guessing that Beck also looks at Sarah Palin as a Golden Tree of Knowledge and George W. Bush as the greatest President the nation has ever known.