Today on Wall Street, the New York Stock Exchange had the opening bell rang by Darth Vader with Storm Troopers standing by his side. These were representatives from Lucas Films and were granted the honor of opening the NYSE for the day.

When I first saw a glimpse of this video I was under the assumption we have finally hit another great depression. Then, on second glance, I was certain Dick Cheney was simply asked to ring the opening bell with his personal bodyguards. Both times I was completely wrong, although it still has not been proven 100% that it was Darth Vader and not Dick Cheney. They are nearly impossible to tell apart with the naked eye.