College Professor and His Wife Killed By a Pack of Wild Dogs

According to the USA Today, a Georgia couple were found dead and mutilated along a road. They were supposedly attacked and killed by a pack of a dozen dogs that were seen nearby. The bodies had been there for at least 24 hours before being discovered near their home. Lothar Karl Schweder, 77,  was a professor of German at the University of Georgia.

The article also goes on to talk about whether the dogs are mixed breed or not. Who the hell cares? Round them up, shoot them and call it a day. This has to be a terrible way to die. If it is determined that these dogs actually have an irresponsible owner, then cover said owner in bacon and setup a conjugal visit with the pack of canines. After that's complete, then shoot the dogs.