The Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein recently came out and explained that he is doing God's work. Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street he stated that he is simply a blue collar worker. This makes complete sense with his very low pay at only $68 million per year.

You have to wonder what the hell was going through Blankfein's head when he made this ridiculous comment. Well, probably dollar signs and humorous thoughts of the fact the Government decided to bail out this failure of a company. This line from Colbert breaks it down.

"Keep doing God's work. And it is nice to see that God's work no longer includes punishing pride, greed, vanity or gluttony."