Today a woman called in to the Rush Limbaugh show stating she was trying to find out the truth about ACORN. She didn't know where to turn so finally she decided to call the FBI. The FBI informed the lady that she needs to watch Fox News and listen to talk radio to get her answer. She called back a second time and they informed her to watch Glenn Beck because that's what everyone in the FBI does.

I hope to god this lady is completely lying because that would be a very scary thought. The next thing we would find out is the FBI uses a Ouija board to try and track down America's most wanted. To be truthful, if they did indeed say this, they were probably just joking with the woman and figured she was crazy enough to believe it. If that is the case - mission accomplished.