Listening to Beck or O'Reilly is a very painful event. When they are together I feel like a cat with Alf chasing me. It's simply painful and I want to run for my life. So, to ensure this pain, O'Reilly has a new segment called "At Your Beck and Call". Lovely.

Today they are covering a new "czar" named Van Jones. Of course, Van Jones reminds O'Reilly of Jeremiah Wright. I am not surprised because all black people must be identical in O'Reilly's mind I am sure.

Here are the two disastrous clips from the O'Reilly Factor tonight:

O'Reilly is possibly the biggest hypocrite in the media today. Beck is definitely the biggest fearmonger. Together, with their forces combined, they become Rush Limbaugh. Oh, you have to add some Oxycontin and a double cheeseburger to the mix as well.