The man known as Ann Coulter always has the most interesting theories. This time around she claims that the Hitler mustache signs featured at many of the tea party rallies were actually created by Liberal agitators. You know your ideas are a little crazy when Geraldo Rivera laughs at your ass.

Coulter: "We don't know that the rare Hitler mustache you'd see at these Tea Parties was even a Conservative. I would suspect they were Liberal agitators."

Geraldo: *laughs* "The sneaky Liberal agitators. Aww, that's rough."

The question I have is who is responsible for Geraldo Rivera's mustache? That is someone that needs to be subjected to very critical questioning. I have an odd feeling Ann Coulter's neck may play a part in that whole conspiracy.