Perez For Idol from Perez Hilton
Now that Ellen DeGeneres has announced her departure from American Idol, the only appropriate person to replace her is????
Perez, of course!
Why????
Watch above to find out!

Well, unfortunately for the rest of us, she won't have to deal with it much longer!
Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan has quite a few demands in jail!
A released inmate revealed:
"The other day Lindsay was freaking out because she wanted another blanket. She kept yelling out, 'Hello! I asked for a blanket like two hours ago! I'm getting sick!' It went on for hours."
A visitor to the jail also experienced La Loca's diva demands, saying:
"My sister told me that Lindsay was complaining about not having any bottled water to drink, and saying that unpurified water makes her sick. But this isn't some fancy hotel. If inmates want water, they drink good old Los Angeles tap water.
"Then she was demanding someone bring her a fan. She said she was going to pass out. Of course she didn't get it — or the water."
LOLs!
You're not at the Chateau Marmont, Linds!
What are you thinking?

Oh goodness, Duffster! We hope this isn't true!
You look LOVELY!
In Touch is reporting that the actress is so determinedto look her best at her upcoming wedding to gazillionaire Mike Comrie that she's gotten the Heidi Montag special!
A source says:
"Hilary is obsessed with looking her best on her wedding day. She recently got her boobs done and has been getting Botox and fillers to make her face look as good as possible. She is determined to work out six days a week, and she brings Mike along so they can motivate each other. She's lost 10 pounds already!"
Sweetheart, you are 22 years old! You do NOT need botox!
Don't you want to be able to SMILE on the happiest day of your life?
However, we HAVE seen quite a few pictures of her at the gym, so we really hope that she's not going overboard!
We like our Duffster just as she is!
Thoughts??
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A new hubby and a new #1 song! What more could a girl ask for?!
As of this week, Carrie Underwood collects her 10th #1 song on the Billboard Country Music charts. Her song, Undo It, rose to the #1 spot there and doesn't look like it is going anywhere soon!
It's a really good time for her right now! We hope she is enjoying very second of it!
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Do we have a new couple alert on our hands!
Josh Groban was snapped on a movie date with actress Selma Blair at The Grove in El Lay and it looked like they were having a great time together!
Josh even bought her ticket!
How romantical!
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So much for their "separation!"
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are still spending time together, according to her friend Lauren Stone, who allegedly saw the pair at Heidi's house!
She reveals:
“I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on. He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda of like a douche-bag type of guy, not too cool."
Lauren also said "she didn't even know they were going through a divorce" after hanging out with the two of them!
“I’m actually not sure what’s going on. She didn’t really go into details about anything but the way she was acting it just seemed like she was really happy and free and just living life. She’s telling us how she’s gardening a lot and writing music and she seems to be really happy.”
Well good for them?
But we wonder what they're plotting next!
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This was unexpected!
Ellen DeGeneres has just announced that she is leaving American Idol and won't return next season as a judge.
The talk show host and comedian released the following statement, explaining her decision:
"A couple months ago, I let FOX and the "American Idol" producers know that this didn't feel like the right fit for me. I told them I wouldn't leave them in a bind and that I would hold off on doing anything until they were able to figure out where they wanted to take the panel next. It was a difficult decision to make, but my work schedule became more than I bargained for. I also realized this season that while I love discovering, supporting and nurturing young talent, it was hard for me to judge people and sometimes hurt their feelings. I loved the experience working on "Idol" and I am very grateful for the year I had. I am a huge fan of the show and will continue to be."
This does not bode well for the show - at all!
The only thing that can fix this and shake things up???
Hire Perez! Hire Perez! Hire Perez!!!!!
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Oh, how wise of you, Jordan Katie Price!
The former glamour model wannabe singer what the hell does she even do again? reality star discussed how in the end, her divorce from Peter Andre will be beneficial for her kids - because they'll get more presents!
She says:
"Any child that has parents who are divorced are lucky. They get extra Christmas presents, birthday presents and extra trips. I revert back to when my mum and dad split up. I was three or four and I can’t even remember it. So really it was good."
Oh yes, kids growing up with residual feelings of guilt because Mommy and Daddy stopped loving each other, not to mention the financial struggles that come with single parenting - they are very lucky, aren't they, bb?
Better yet - let's just wait until YOUR kids are old enough to talk about how lucky they are to you have YOU for a mother!
We're sure it's going to be truly eye-opening! LOLs!
Thoughts??
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Brace yourself to read about douchebaginess of epic proportions.
Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter is getting sued by Hoang Nguyen, who has a new arrest warrant out for him. Excuse us for a moment, while we take a shower before continuing to write about this.
Nguyen is suing Dog for damaging his reputation. Apparently, on his show, Dog and his crew said Nguyen shot at them first. Awesome grounds for a lawsuit! WTG Nguyen!
WTG also for your new arrest warrant, Nguyen, for failing to file proof of completion of a public service program after a 2008 charge of driving with a suspended license.
Nguyen: You’ve been arrested more than 12 times. Dog: You’re a racist douchebag.
Is there a way this can work out poorly for both of you? We really hope so.
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She's one to talk!
Michelle Rodriguez isn't impressed with Hollywood and the current obsession with remakes.
She explains:
“I think the industry needs to wake up and stop doing remakes because I’m kind of falling asleep. They need to start doing movies about something other than comic books and stuff that come out in the Eighties. We’ve exploited that already.
"Let’s do something new. It’s sleepy time in Hollywood right now and we need to find something else.”
They shouldn't do any more Fast & Furious sequels either!
Ha!
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We guess he likes the Queen B's!
Sources are reporting that Gossip Girl actor Sebastian Stan has been dating Glee's Dianna Agron on the DL for a few weeks!
It's too bad that things didn't work out between he and our beloved bitch Blair Waldorf, but we think he fits well with Quinn Fabray, too!
Our favorite guilty pleasure TV shows are colliding! Amazing!
Thoughts??
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Then you KNOW it's going to be good!
Director Guillermo del Toro's next film is rumored to be At The Mountain Of Madness, an adaptation of an HP Lovecraft story that takes place during an expedition to the South Pole in the 1930s where a "gruesome discovery" is made!
Sounds creepy!
And James Cameron is expected to produce the film!
If that's not a winning team, we don't know what is! We're looking forward to it!
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That was fast!
Kate Hudson and Matt Bellamy are reportedly looking to purchase an apartment together in New York!
A source reveals:
"They're very loved-up, they just click. Kate's had a place in the city for five years but she wants somewhere bigger, so Matt's suggested pooling their resources. Kate wants a studio for Matt and playroom for her son, Ryder."
How very domestic of her! Maybe this one is going to last!
What do U think?
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We'll be interested to see how this goes!
Mark Ruffalo will be playing The Hulk in the upcoming Avengers movie and he opened up about starring in one of the most highly anticipated comic book movies to date! Here are some HIGHlights:
On being introduced at Comic-Con:
"It was very exciting — and I realized I had some pretty big shoes to fill. Those were my heroes up there! I was a comic book fan growing up. I loved The Hulk and The Avengers — it’s just strange to be entering that world as an actor. I never would have imagined that before.
"I was very, very nervous. I didn’t know what to expect. That’s as close you’re going to get to being a rock star as an actor. The fans — they have very strong feelings toward their comic book heroes."
On Bruce Banner, The Hulk's human alter ego:
"He’s a guy struggling with two sides of himself — the dark and the light — and everything he does in his life is filtered through issues of control. I grew up on the Bill Bixby TV series, which I thought was a really nuanced and real human way to look at The Hulk. I like that the part has those qualities."
On Marvel's split with Ed Norton:
"I’m a friend of Ed’s, and yeah, that wasn’t a great way for all that to go down. But the way I see it is that Ed has bequeathed this part to me. I look at it as my generation’s Hamlet."
We wonder if Ed feels the same way!
Are U looking forward to seeing Mark as The Hulk?
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WTF?!
They seem to ask every effing question but the obvious one!
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A NAKED MAN STUMBLING AROUND ON THE STREETS?!
Check out (above) this BIZARRE news report about a drunk naked man being attacked outside of a bar!
LOLs! They talk about him being naked as though it's as common as him wearing a baseball hat!
Thoughts??

The money problems never seem to end for this woman!
Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, is in debt to her personal trainer to the tune of £65,000, but that's not news to her! She seems to spend money without even thinking!
Sarah would order the staff to prepare humongous feasts for she and her daughters Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie to wash down with vodka and pink champagne, but most of it would go to waste!
She is also in debt to various businesses around the Royal Lodge including the butcher, the dry cleaner, the newspaper agent and the car rental facility. Other debts have accumulated as well owing £200,000 to solicitors, a £51,000 bill at Selfridges and £7,000 owed to society portrait artist Basia Hamilton!
As for Prince Andrew, he's said to be "highly embarrassed" by Fergie's spending habits, specifically the amount she owes to small businesses, since he is a UK ambassador for trade.
Lucky for her, he's going to pay off her debts in the UK!
A source reveals:
"The Duke is not touching her debts in America but his people are going to sit down and itemise every debt here and pay them off one by one. The total comes to around £1.5million."
Another senior royal aide added: "The Duke is very supportive of Sarah Ferguson. He does everything he can to help her."
That's one VERY supportive ex!
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July is NOT his month!
The chief of Viacom, Sumner Redstone, is in hot water after a former employee - from before the company's split with CBS in 2006 - revealed that she is planning to sue him for harassment!
Her attorney, Anne Vladeck, reveals:
"The woman was a senior executive at Viacom Inc. and is now ready to sue for harassment. She has made her complaint to Viacom and CBS. Her complaint is currently being reviewed by lawyers in-house, but the real threat is that papers will be filed with the court if a settlement is not reached, which could be hugely embarrassing for Redstone."
The man is worth $9 billion, so we're sure that they'll just settle out of court, but this guy needs to clean up his act!
How many scandals can you have in one month?
Thoughts??
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She got the axe!
The National Enquirer is reporting that Carnie Wilson was fired from her hosting gig at The Newlywed Game because she wasn't funny enough!
A source reveals:
"Carnie wasn't cracking up the audience the way the producers hoped. The contestants are screened for their laugh potential, and it's the host's job to keep everyone in stitches. Carnie was missing the mark."
So who is the Game Show Network eying as her replacement?
The View's Sherri Shepherd and comedian Jeff Foxworthy!
Better luck next time, Carnie!
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So Woody Allen is feeling like a tool this morning.
When he snagged France's First Lady Carla Bruni to star in his new movie, Midnight in Paris, he probably thought to himself, "Yes! Finally, a real professional to work with."
And now, he's probably kicking himself in the face for not hiring a REAL actress.
Reports are coming in from the set that Carla isn't fairing too well. Apparently, it took her 35 takes to film one scene - a scene without ANY DIALOGUE! Apparently, she can't stop looking directly into the camera!
Ha! Oh, honey! That's such a big no-no!
Anyway, her lack of grace on camera is royally pissing off Woody Allen, but sources say he is being "very careful to show a lot of respect, especially since she was surrounded by bodyguards."
Someone else who isn't too thrilled with Carla's performance? Her hubby Nicolas Sarkozy!
He reportedly dropped by the set to see how things were going. According to onlookers, "he did not look particularly enthused by Carla's acting."
Yikes!
So, this will probably a short-lived acting career, oui?
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Wow!
The asking price for Sandra Bullock and Jesse James' home in Southern California has gone done from $6,750,000 to $4,995,000 and has been on the market since May.
James is in the process of moving to Austin to have his kids closer to Sandy who already has multiple homes in the city. She has also been spending time in the New Orleans mansion she owns.
As for the beachfront home in SoCal, it has 4 bedrooms, a media room, security gate, resort-style pool and a master bedroom with jacuzzi tub. Prospective buyers need to pre-qualify showing their bank statements and getting their photo taken.
Serious business!
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