Fox & Friends is the Sesame Street of news shows for the Conservative Fox following. They consistently push a moronic skewed agenda to their faithful followers with their outstanding cast. This week the award for the most outstanding asshat had to go to Steve Doocy. When you want to find a poster-child for bullshit reporting, look no further than the Fox News network and Doocy.

Let's begin with Doocy discussing a comment made by Arlen Specter towards Michelle Bachman. Specter stated the following to the Minnesota senator:

"I'll treat you like a lady. So act like one."

Steve Doocy then made the following comment leading into the story:

Fox News' decision to have Sarah Palin on their network is wonderful if you like to watch an ignorant ex-governor try and answer pretty much any question that is thrown her way. This is exactly what happened on Tuesday when Sarah Palin was a guest on the Glenn Beck show. Beck asked Palin a very simple question:  Who is your favorite founding father? Without skipping a beat, Palin stumbled all around and then gave some complete bullshit answer about George Washington. Chris Matthews saw this clip and decided to give his thoughts on Palin's answer.

Sarah Palin has taken a position at Fox News as a contributor. I saw this coming a mile away, so it's no surprise she sold out to the wealthy Conservative news channel. This should be the best news since George W. Bush gave a speech for The Daily Show.

Here is the video from the Associated Press announcing Palin as an addition to Faux News:

Steve Schmidt, a former McCain campaign strategist, was interviewed by Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes Sunday. The main topic of discussion was Sarah Palin and her choice as John McCain's running mate. This interview was conducted in order to help promote a new book coming out titled "Game Change" that talks about 2008 election. There were some interesting claims that Schmidt made, mainly regarding the Alaskan Governor's ignorance and lack of a vetting process. Apparently, Palin's background check consisted of a lawyer doing some quick searches on Google.

Rush Limbaugh loves to push the envelope as far as he possibly can and today's comments may have just knocked it off the table. The conservative blowhard was ranting about the failed politics of President Obama and all the disasters he is inflicting on the nation. From job creation to destroying the private sector, Rush hit as many talking points as he could when it came to the economy. He then took it a step further:

Rudy Giuliani was a guest on Good Morning America today and was interviewed by George Stephanopoulos. The topic of discussion was terrorism and the former mayor of New York City thought it was the perfect time to rewrite history. This is the bullshit quote in question:

Ed Koch, the former mayor of New York City, was a guest today on the Fox News channel. I assume that Fox was looking for an old man with dementia to have on the show and they figured Koch would work perfect. Well, the former mayor was not very pleased with how Obama was treating terrorism and felt he should be looking at it as an all out war. Koch them began to mumble this gem of a comment:

Bubba the Love Sponge is a famous radio personality throughout Florida as well as Sirius Radio. One of his main specialties is creating parody bits, which many times are very in your face. Normally they are not focused on the political arena, yet this one is to some degree. Rush Limbaugh is well known for his addiction to pain killers, mainly Oxycontin. He is also very well known for being a complete hypocritical piece of shit. Now that Rush Limbaugh has been declared healthy by doctors after his heart scare, it is time to start beating that assclown down.

George Stephanopoulos had the pleasure of interviewing Rep. Peter King (R) on Good Morning America today. King had an issue with the attempted attack on Christmas Day and feels President Obama is not doing a very good job at keeping the country safe. Stephanopoulos then asked King what Obama could do to keep this country safer. This was his answer:

"I think one main thing would be to, just himself, to use the word terrorism more often."

The Daily Show took on a consistent topic that is brought up by Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly - the fact we have grew away from the "simple times in America". John Oliver interviewed individuals from several decades throughout the 1900's to try and find exactly what it is we have grown away from the past 50 years.

Unfortunately everyone that Oliver spoke to offered no answers as to why these Conservative assclowns claim life was so great back when they were young. Everyone spoke about the bad times that they lived through during the 50's, 60's and 70's. Finally John Oliver came to the realization why Beck, Hannity and O'Reilly claimed life was so much better back in the day.